Soy Milk Duds

Too many cooks
In the kitchen sink

Too many forks
Too many knives

Too many forks
Spooning knives

Too many spoons
Forking knives

Too many bowls
Of rice cakes

Too many cups
Of sugar cubes

Too many soy
Milk Duds

Too many frosted
Wheat Thins

Too many green onions
Or are they chives?

Too many
Legs of lamb

Not enough hands
To pass the thyme

Vegan cheese?
No fucking whey!

Green onions
Give me hives

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