Mister Ed Sullivan

Whirlpools in a rushing river
No man’s land
This lamb is your lamb

Charlie McCarthy rides
Mister Ed Sullivan
Harder than Woody Woodpecker

Carnegie Hall wasn’t built
In a day it took practice
Practice practice

Let’s all go to Hobby Lobby
And grab ourselves
Some Chick-fil-A

Cigars! Cigarettes!
Cigars! Cigarettes!
This is not a pipe dream

A rooster
Eating crow
Pets a cockatoo

Mister Ed Sullivan
Leaves a jolly rancher
For a factory farmer

Tomorrow looks
Cloudy with a chance
Of mothballs

I’m itching
Like a beagle
In a fuzzy peach tree

Mister Ed Sullivan
Has left
The building

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