Wet Willy And Lazy Susan

While I blow wads of cash
On free Wi-Fi at Motel 6

Wet Willy dry humps Lazy Susan
In front of a dumbwaiter.

While I blow wads of cash
On endless breadsticks at Olive Garden

Wet Willy dry humps Lazy Susan
In front of a dumb waiter.

My name is Sir Real
Or is it Miss Fortune?

Welcome to Motel 6
Or is this Olive Garden?

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