Snapping turtles
All the way
Down
Time to drain the mainframe
Time to shave the whales
Time to make the donut holes
Infinite repression
Edge of chaos
Circular guilt
Endless breadsticks
Free Wi-Fi
Surf and turf toe
It’s the summer of sixty-nine
It’s four-twenty somewhere
The rent is too damn high
I’m a bipolar bear
Eating fish
Out of water
My name is
Wet Willy or is it
Lazy Susan?